goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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(via putyourdreamstobed)

morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

(via putyourdreamstobed)

jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

(Source: jonasbrothers, via fake-mermaid)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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