Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via fake-mermaid)


do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again


(via ging-ler)



RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg* 

(via shouldnt)